December 2011
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cosmo tip #126
expertcosmotips:
catch him off guard and do something unconventional when the clock strikes twelve this new years eve. look him deep into his eyes and scream “I WAS BORN WITH TWO BUTTHOLES” at the top of your lungs. this will make him realize you’re not like other girls and he will fall deeply in love with you
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all i care about is the lord of the rings and sex and kissing and books and cigarettes
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So it's the last day of the year.
And 2011 was one of the worst years of my life. I lost my best friend, I lost someone I’ve loved more than anything, I learned of an extremely dangerous brain condition, and for a long time… I lost myself. To depression, to shame, to bad decisions, and to guilt.
But I also found myself. I also made peace with my past. As much as this year sucked, everything that happened had to happen...
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my electronic cigarette kind of tastes like mint chocolate chip ice cream
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drinking rum by myself
because
i don’t know
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Marilyn Manson (42)
Coldplay (27)
Lymbyc Systym (23)
James Vincent McMorrow (17)
Bon Iver (16)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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I so often feel like i’m doing things that I don’t want to do
but I don’t know how to stop
and what I want changes with every breath.
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Just ordered all three of the Lord of the Rings movies on Amazon, along with Marilyn Manson’s autobiography, “The Long Hard Road out of Hell”.
Online shopping will be the death of me.
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hobomuffin asked: Can I just say that you're absolutely adorable? I see your little random posts about your life and your crush and other random things and photos of you on my dash randomly and I'm just like "Dear God, why can't I be so witty and cute?" Just thought you should know.
Dear self,
You’re drunk, wearing reindeer antlers, and introducing yourself as “Reindeer Jackson, here to make sure dat christmas is good fun”. This is why you dont have a lot of friends.
But I still like you
From,
Self.
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lucky-me-lucky-mud:
twhrider:
Yule Shoot Your...
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*cassie appreciation blog 2k12
CASSIE IS MY SAVOIR
CASSIE FOREVER 2K11 TIL FOREVER…………………………….
what does rolling in the deep even mean
it’s a good song and all but like
whagt
hey
all of the beer in all of the sysmetsm in all of the merryc hestermas
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thetreesweremistaken:
Street Joy (White Denim...
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i’m bored and there is so much alcohol in my house…..
time to get belligerent and post a bunch of embarrassing things
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I want to have sex with Marilyn Manson playing in the background… not sure what kind of person this makes me or how I feel about it.
you’re laying waste to halloween
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Anonymous asked: You seem to be a really cool person. I love your silly posts where you just talk about smoking and Bon Iver and the weird noises you make. Spreading the holiday cheer! Merry Christmas/Happy holidays :)
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Tonight has been full of realizations.
I realized that my family will always come first. I realized that I know how to stand up for myself. I realized that peppermint schnapps is pretty gross. I realized that I no longer desire attention from guys I’m not genuinely interested in. I realized that I’m no longer emotionally dependent. I realized that I’m my own best friend (in a good way)! I realized that it’s...
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it’s one of those sit-on-the-front-porch-chain-smoking-and-listening-to-Bon-Iver kind of days.
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Anonymous asked: 26, 30
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these are really awesome questions so you should... →
thetreesweremistaken:
1. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship.
2. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? 3. When was the last time you snuck out? 4. Have you ever smoked? 5. Do you dream in black and white or color? 6. Have you ever been in love? 7. Do you drink gingerale when you are sick? 8. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? 9. What...
omg i feel excited about a boy
stop the universe now
wine n friends n treats n snoozin n mostly wine
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Lost In Translation: It All Comes Together Now. →
lostdestination:
I am finally able to look into the mirror and see someone that I am confident in calling myself. Throughout my entire life I have been a wretch. I have been down to the lowest lows and the highest highs. All of my experiences, the good and the bad, have slowly molded me into the person that I have…
I feel the exact same way. I love that we’ve been friends for...
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mumblinandfumblin asked: i don't know you but I like you already
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someone send me a message and tell me something cool or I’m gonna scream really loud
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http://georgebelaires.tumblr.com/
This is my friend George, he’s really fucking weird and we have a pending engagement, but that is besides the point. He makes really, really awesome music under the title “Words”. If you don’t all follow him immediately, I will chop your heads off and wear your face over mine and do really embarrassing things so that everyone thinks you...
sloraffe asked: OH PS kirk martyn followed me on here and i blocked his ass. i don't even know why but it felt like the right thing to do at the time 0.0